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jcanswer — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 07:45:12 +0000

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Nia Long vs Beyonce

jcanswer — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 04:44:07 +0000

I am not so sure whats up between these two celebrities but the Nia Long vs Beyonce controversy is getting out of hand. Checked out twitter and all i could see was thousands of posts with the words NIA LONG included. Well at least this will help to boost Nia’s career (what ever she does??). I hope this soup cools down soon because some nasty threats and disses are being thrown by both parties. Here is an extract from a popular blog:

In an interview with U.K. magazine Pride, Nia Long was asked about singers who try to act and Beyonce’s performance in ‘Obsessed’ specifically, to which Nia replied, “I didn’t see ‘Obsessed,’ so I can’t comment, but it’s just not about how talented you are anymore. It’s about, ‘How much box-office revenue will this person generate?’ When you see certain people – we won’t name names – they just don’t have the skill, and no one in their team has said, ‘You need acting classes.”

This issue sounds like its coming from way-back but i dont want to get involved because technology is my thing, check twitter for a little more info on this controversy if you are interested,

Nia Long goes on the record to say what we’ve been saying about your girl Bey this whole time:

“I didn’t see ‘Obsessed,’ so I can’t comment, but it’s just not about how talented you are anymore. It’s about, ‘How much box-office revenue will this person generate?’ When you see certain people – we won’t name names – they just don’t have the skill, and no one in their team has said, ‘You need acting classes.”

Pretty much what Nia is saying here is for little Bey to keep her ass on the stage with her gyrating booty-popping and lace- front swinging and stay OFF the big screen. Great point, Nia. SMH

Posted in Funny, Politics, Weird but Wonderful

Twins of Twins: Stir it up vol. 8

jcanswer — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 13:17:55 +0000

Bounty Killer vs Monster Empire (The Lord of the rims) … ‘Bounty Killer’ and ‘Round Head’ argue about the rims that Bounty reportedly lent Round Head then asked back for.
Mavado vs Vybz Kartel (Gully n Gaza) – the on-going Alliance/Gully vs. Portmore Empire/Gaza conflict is taken to court with both ‘Mavado’ and ‘Vybz Kartel’ being asked to take the stand. Various ‘witnesses’ are called including ‘Jeffrey Hype’ (Vybz Kartel’s road manager), ‘Julian Jones-Griffith’ (Mavado’s manager), Steve (Mavado’s brother) and a Japanese sound system operator.
The seven star General (L.A. Lewis) – the ’seven star general’ is brought to court by Lady Marsha on a variety of charges.

Download Twin of Twins Stir It Up Vol. 8 Here

Posted in Black Stars, Cartoon, Celebrity, Funny, Politics, vybz kartel, Weird but Wonderful

WTF! Is this really Jay-z?

jcanswer — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 12:58:29 +0000

Jay-Z “Classic Gangster”

I was just browsing through a few blogs when i pounced upon this jay-z look-a-like, but I just couldn’t pass on posting this. If you don’t download this solely off the classic cover, you’re a bum! Although i never really listened to this album, i’m still giving it a thumbs up, great album cover. (LOL)

Tracklisting

01 Jay-Z vs. Ice-T – Intro
02 Jay-Z vs. Boogie Down Productions – Pray
03 Jay-Z vs. The D.O.C. – American Dreamin
04 Jay-Z vs. Big Daddy Kane – Hello Brooklyn 3.0 feat. Lil Wayne
05 Jay-Z vs. Kool G. Rap – No Hook
06 Jay-Z vs. Public Enemey – Roc Boys (And The Winner Is)
07 Jay-Z vs. A Tribe Called Quest – Sweet
08 Jay-Z vs. Slick Rick – I Know
09 Jay-Z vs. Beastie Boys – Party Life
10 Jay-Z vs. Eazy-E – Ignorant Sh*t feat. Beanie Sigel
11 Jay-Z vs. Too $hort – Say Hello
12 Jay-Z vs. D-Nice – Success feat. Nas
13 Jay-Z vs. Run D.M.C. – Fallin
14 Jay-Z vs. Eric B. & Rakim – Blue Magic
15 Jay-Z vs. N.W.A. – American Gangster

DOWNLOAD: Jay-Z – Classic Gangster

Posted in Black Stars, Celebrity, Funny, music

Bruno Falls on Emenem at Mtv Awards 2009

jcanswer — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 13:22:41 +0000

Ouch thats some nasty shit right here, EM is soo fucking stupid to allow them to pull a shit like that on him, well obviously he knew it was going to happen but he is just too stupid…

Posted in Celebrity, Funny

Rampin Shop Banned

jcanswer — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 03:10:05 +0000

Below are a series of recent cartoons done by Gleaner newspaper cartoonist, Las May. All are specific to the on-going Rampin’ Shop / song banning controversy that’s taking place here in Jamaica.

Carnival around the corner

Spice is in the Rampin’ Shop dog house, but what about Carnival?

Bruce against Rampin Shop

Are Rampin’ Shop’s lyrics more cause for concern than the current state of Jamaica’s economy?

BC clamp Vybz Kartel

Kartel is muzzled by the Broadcasting Commission for his “foul-mouthed” dancehall lyrics

In today’s Jamaica Observer newspaper cartoon, Clovis portrays Vybz Kartel pulling on Spice’s short skirt, meanwhile the country looks on and admonishes them.

Come innah mih...

Posted in Cartoon, Celebrity, Funny, vybz kartel

Chris Brown Beats Rihanna

jcanswer — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 06:03:45 +0000

Chris & Rihanna

TMZ reports that police have taken pictures of Rihanna’s injuries and she looks pretty banged up. The report claims that Chris Breezy punched her and possibly bit her on one of her arms. WTF went wrong here….I’m also hearing that CB is losing some endoresement and faces jail time…This is crazy!

Posted in Black Stars, Celebrity, Funny

Iphone Inspired USB

jcanswer — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 03:48:19 +0000

Brought to you courtesy of Fruitshop.com

Pod Usb

USB pets

The perfect USB card has arrived for all you Iphone lovers in the world. This cleverly disguised USB is available in the black, or white version to match with your Iphone 3g. Pick one up at Fruitshop.com for $29.99.

Super-cute style iPhone Flash + Support USB2.0 compatible with USB1.1 and under
+ Windows: 98/98SE, Me/2000/XP, VISTA + Windows: 98/98SE, Me/2000/XP, VISTA

Posted in Funny, jcanswer, Weird but Wonderful

CONDOMETRIC

jcanswer — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 05:41:47 +0000

Some Afternoon Linkage

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Measure Your Magic Stick with the Condometric. This device was just released on the market. Condometric is a brand of condom which only fit the “Big Boys”. Sorry to crash some of my regular visitors’ hearts but this condom is not available in any smaller size, therefore it will be of no interest for you guys. But viagra is always available for shorties if they are that eager to test drive this new HUMMER.

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Posted in Funny, Weird but Wonderful

The Cosby Show Porno??

jcanswer — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 02:42:40 +0000

This is gonnah be off the hook…

The porn industry is announcing a movie production of The Cosby Show and we can only imagine the cesspool awaiting fans:

LOS ANGELES – Producers Jeff Mullen and Scott David of X-Play have announced Not The Cosbys XXX and Not Married With Children XXX as the next entries in their string of TV parodies. The porn spoof of NBC’s “The Cosby Show” begins production Dec. 9 on a 12-day shooting schedule. X-Play promises an authentic reproduction of the top-rated 1980s sitcom, with a mainstream actor mimicking Bill Cosby’s beloved Cliff Huxtable character. “We’re actually shooting two ‘Cosby’ movies at the same time,” Mullen told AVN. “So when we shoot the set of Denise Huxtable’s bedroom, for example, we’ll knock out all of the scenes for Part 1 and Part 2. It’s going to be tricky, but I think we’ll pull it off with excellent results.”“These are not easy movies to do well,” added co-producer David. “It takes months of planning to get each detail just right, and we take this very seriously. You don’t just slap these movies together…or at least you shouldn’t.”

Posted in Black Stars, Celebrity, Funny, Movie